I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Maybe you're lost. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. I'm leavingnow I'm back! We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. I'm back. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. The movie ends with him in a coma. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. But that's the kind of thing I like. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. Wooooo! Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Jonathan Coe's new novel - The Rotters' Club - contains a sentence of 13,955 words. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Do you care? You cannot deny it. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! Well, too bad! You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! He then leaves them under his owners car. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. Warning* Extremely long pasta. That makes complete and total sense! I know. If that happens, then no one will read this. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). Why am I writing? This has been a weird day. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". That's why. We thank you! why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? i felt sorry for my dad. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. I mean, come on! The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Sorry if I complained a lot. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. Ice cream trucks! I SEE YOUR GAME! Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. Think about it. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. | 12.46 KB, JSON | It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. Oh, well. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. . OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. No, really. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. 3,861 . You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. It will translate any thing, to anything else. You know? It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Outside your body. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! But I must. Is this writer's block?! Now think of 100 people typing randomly. Seeya. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. 4 min ago Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! What does it sound like? I don't understand it. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! paste . Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. There ARE aliens. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. Unless you're bored. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. Or You are What you Eat. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. Number One: I could have cured cancer. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". It sucked. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. Hours of completly useless fun! In other wordsthey hurt. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). HA! Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. Oh, yeah! But, the wings were'nt really special. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Hmmmmmmonkey. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Oooo! Just how much time do they have on their hands. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. i like sugar. I think. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. I'll tell you. OkayI'm back. HOW, I ask you!? This is too frustrating. Good for it. I'm just rambling. With a shake, the future is revealed! They started shaking and barked their little heads off. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". No, we got the greatest family outing of all. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. I love owls. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Hey, where are you going?! Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. I am back. Ha! As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! And I became inspired to talk about nothing. You don't know who Squirell is? Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. I swear. Right? Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. Because that would be impossible. Wooooooo! She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! I'm tired. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Yes, that's right. But it's all good. 4. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. This is because she memorizes the questions. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. And I don't really have a topic today. No? Today we had a "family outing." How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Yep! It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. Okay. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. Too Bad! Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. With a specific number of words. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Why, because they assume it's better quality. I must really be desperate for something to do. Is this getting confusing to you? Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) It's creepy. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. Why, you ask? It's not fair. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. HUH? Sothe plan is going to fail. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. But does anyone test "pure" water? Aren't I special? And that's just what I can list from memory. That's right, I wanna sleep. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. Okay. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. Python | It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. We'd probably go crazier. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Is it possible to make less sense? It gave me new insight into how weird I am. Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Oh, well. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). It took him to my quiz page. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. I just keep going, and going and going. Add comment. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Okay. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! aSk anybody. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Isn't vast a funny word? This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. It says that in black ander lime green! I wonder if I've made the world record? The point is that it is nice to have readers. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. By Ben Lee. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. I usually have less than 30 minutes. You'd have to find the end, of course. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. i'll copy and paste this to my site. I'm back again! I love my calculator, though. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. Wellthey are. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place.

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